3rd
SAPA Members
Dear Members
As the conference is next week and I am very busy with the preparations I will not be sending any emails until after the conference.
For those who have registered for the conference we will have registration on the Wednesday afternoon from 16:30 to 18:00 and then again Thursday from 07:00 to 14:00.
The opening of the conference starts at 14:00.
Enjoy the weekend and looking forward to seeing you at the conference.
Kind regards
Cris John
Sunlands Primary School
P O Box 36037
Glosderry
7702
Office: +27-21-797 8010
Fax: +27-21-762 2697
Mobile: 073 220 7067
SAPA ON FRIDAY
Definitions to think about
School
A place where Parents pay and children play
Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the biggest piece
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
later on
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
A person no different from the rest of us ....except that he/she got
caught
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and delayed when you are early
DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise
