NOW THE TRUTH IS FINALLY OUT!!!!!!!!

SAPA MONDAY SMILE

Hi, for those of you who never gained weight last year and have started the
New Year without the Xmas plump please disregard the important information
below.    .

New information on shampoos:
I have just discovered this important information below. Please share with
all your friends.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.
It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME
AND BODY."
No WONDER I have been gaining weight!

Well, I have got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dish
Washing Liquid instead.
It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!